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I Am Florida Man Trucker Hat

I Am Florida Man Trucker Hat

Regular price $25.00 USD
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Florida Man was feeling a bit down in the dumps one day, so he decided to go for a walk to clear his head. As he was strolling through the neighborhood, he noticed a strange object lying in the grass. It was a small, glowing orb that seemed to be pulsating with energy.

Without hesitation, Florida Man picked up the orb and held it in his hand. Suddenly, he felt a surge of energy coursing through his body. He began to feel invincible, like he could do anything he set his mind to.

With newfound confidence, Florida Man decided to put his powers to the test. He ran to the nearest convenience store and, using his mind alone, he lifted the entire building off the ground and set it back down again, much to the amazement of the store's owner and customers.

Feeling like a superhero, Florida Man continued on his journey, using his abilities to perform feats of strength and bravery. He lifted cars out of ditches, stopped runaway trains, and even saved a kitten stuck in a tree.

As the sun began to set, Florida Man returned home, exhausted but exhilarated from his adventures. He placed the glowing orb back in the grass where he found it, knowing that it would be there for someone else to discover and use for good. And with that, Florida Man retired for the evening, content in the knowledge that he had made a difference in the world.

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Care Instructions

Pour beer on it. Run it over. Reverse. Walk on it. Repeat.

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